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Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.

Kyle Chandler

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…

Dr. Seuss

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Albert Einstein

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

A.A. Milne

A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

Unknown

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

Will Rogers

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Mark Twain

Try to be like the turtle – at ease in your own shell.

Bill Copeland

Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

Tom Lehrer

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.

Isaac Asimov

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake

Scott Adams

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Richard Jeni

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Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.

30 Rock

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Lucille Ball

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Natasha Leggero

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.

Honore de Balzac

I love you and it’s getting worse.

Joseph E. Morris

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Mae West

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Oscar Wilde

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Woody Allen

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

Albert Einstein

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Jules Renard

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

Friedrich Nietzsche

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Charles Schulz

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Lynda Barry

A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

Plato

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.

Mary Wilson

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

A Whitney Brown

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Stephen Wright

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.

Stephen Wright.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Sue Murphy

I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'

Bruce Baum

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeners.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Salvador Dali (1904-1989)

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

 Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

You can observe a lot by just watching.

 Yogi Berra

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

 Walter Bagehot

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

 Yogi Berra

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"In Mexico an air conditioner is called a politician because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well."

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it."

"I want to start by saying something nice about President Bush. Of all the presidents we've had with the last name of Bush, his economic plan ranks in the top two."

(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president."

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When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

I bet you get bullied a lot.

I can tell that you are lying, your lips are moving.

I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.

I don't mind you talking so much, as long as you don't mind me not listening.

I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others.

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.

I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.

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