Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

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I love you like a fat kid loves cake

Scott Adams

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Richard Jeni

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Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.

30 Rock

It wasn’t love at first sight. It took a full five minutes.

Lucille Ball

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

Natasha Leggero

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.

Honore de Balzac

I love you and it’s getting worse.

Joseph E. Morris

You call it madness, but I call it love.

Don Byas

Love thy neighbor — and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Mae West

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Oscar Wilde

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

Woody Allen

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love

Albert Einstein

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

Jules Renard

A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.

Friedrich Nietzsche

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

Charles Schulz

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

Lynda Barry

A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.

Plato

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick. A youth with his first girl makes everybody sick.

Mary Wilson

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

Humorous love quotes

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