Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

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I’ve always thought of you as a young and dynamic personality

 Your birthday reminds me of how old you actually are. Happy Birthday!

On this special day, take an oath that you will do as much you can in life, since your time is now rapidly running out. Happy birthday!

 A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it.

Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.

Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

“Birthday is a salty word if you’re not a fan of cake and ice cream.”

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

Humorous birthday quotes

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Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

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"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. " ~ Mark Twain

"You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say." ~ Benjamin Jowett

"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand." 

~ Mark Twain "The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." 

~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

"I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces." 

~ Mark Twain

"Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. " ~ Garrison Keillor

"Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop." 

~ C.S. Lewis

"I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress." 

~ Ronald Reagan

"Death stung himself to death when he stung Christ." 

~ William Romaine 

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes

Christian humor quotes 

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Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

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I have completely fallen for you. Everything you do, everything you say, everything you are. You’re my first thought in the morning, you’re my last thought before I fall asleep, and you’re almost every thought in between.”
on that one day if you tend to go n meet the other one...it  shows u love the person to the core and u hv been taken for granted due to their unconditional love
You know what? Yes, I have changed. I am not as nice as I used to be. I don't want to get used or walked over. I don't trust everyone and tell them my secrets because behind every fake smile is a backstabbing bitch. I distance myself from people because in the end, they're only going to leave. I have changed because I have realized that I'm the only person I can depend on.
This dad takes pictures of his son everytime his kid is crying and says why. most times they are ridiculous and hilarious. sooo funny

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life

Humorous quotes about life 

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

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“What New England is, is a state of mind, a place where dry humor and perpetual disappointment blend to produce an ironic pessimism that folks from away find most perplexing”
― Willem Lange
“History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.”
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
“I have lived as plain Mr. Jinnah and I hope to die as plain Mr. Jinnah. I am very much averse to any title or honours and I will be more than happy if there was no prefix to my name.”
― Muhammad Ali Jinnah
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

Dry humor quotes

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Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

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There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a storeIt's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what help to keep a family together over the long haul

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

Christmas humor quotes

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